September 1, 2005
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From the Sailor’s Mouth….
Do you ever feel like you have to keep down the crass person that you are? I live like that. I have the vocabulary of a sailor. There just aren’t enough places where you can let loose with all of the “fuck”s and “shit”s that you need to. Or that I need to. All of my close real life friends know how I talk and they put up with it or join in. Most of you know this about me and yet I try SO hard not to offend anyone. Well, fuck it. I’m going to let it loose. I don’t want to be two people….nice Lisa and raunchy Lisa. So for your reading convenience, I will label posts or parts of posts like this one so you don’t hurt your virgin eyes if it offends you.
I love y’all anyway, you know that. But….I GOTTA BE ME!!
My daughters will love me for it. After all, we communicate on the same level!! I’ll never forget the day that Erin first called me, “slut”!! *sniff* My little baby is all growed up!!
*mwah*
Comments (7)
Fuckin’ A, honeybun.
Don’t censor, hell, don’t even alert people. Xanga’s rife with ripe mouths — those who don’t like it can piss of and find the Prissy Missy blogring.
wow and (the “and” comes status post my first comment in your previous entry 2 minutes ago) I adore your art, we (always my wife but it makes me happy to say we) make stuff too, don’t sell it but similar if less artistic, crafty stuff. I am duly impressed.
Well, my momma wouldn’t approve, but we really won’t go there, now. They are just words and only as mean as people make them… seems more real than “fudge” and “sugar” LOL!
I’ve never been good at swearing, and it never works in my writing, though, of course, when anything doesn’t go exactly right, I can swear along with the best of them… so, yeah, let loose, I’ll enjoy your sailor’s vocabulary -:)
What is freeking hystarical is that my new boss and my old boss boss who is still my boss boss but – ok – anyway LOL – I had no idea he could swear like he does and what is great is getting to know a different side of the people I work with… I can say fucktard and ass hat and hear clusterfuck and all sorts of things and not need to censor myself… never censor yourself.. as Stephen King once said, If you say, SHIT and not I need to push, then say it… don’t make it into a different word worrying about offending someone because it isn’t what you really mean.
They are only words. It’s what’s inside that counts. Hell, we know your insides are good.
The only place I hold my sailor’s mouth is at my parents house..otherwise it’s a free for all and I don’t much care what anyone thinks!